Just so you know...

I have to admit, I'm new to all this blogging stuff and to top it off, I'm not very good with computers. I'm THAT girl that sits in the library and writes all her assignments in a book before transferring them to the computer. I must admit this drives my partner CRAZY as he doesn't see the point. However, computers scare me. In fact, I should really just stay away from anything electrical really cause you can bet your a** I'll break it, crash it, loose data OR if none of those happen, I ensure you, I'll blow it up somehow.  I know this due to past experiences. My parents refuse flat to let me borrow anything that has a power supply while my husband ensures we have insurance on these such things, including myself. I would say he's out to kill me BUT after managing to blow up a printer at work, covering myself and a consultant in, all I can describe as, Black dust that smudged when we tried to wipe it off. I've come to the conclusion that actually, I'm just THAT accident prone.

Slipping down the stairs has become like an art form for me. I've learnt to do it so gracefully, I'd have you believe that there really is such a thing as 'falling with style'. I'm constantly missing steps, walking into damn doors that just don't open, driving into, not forgetting of course, reversing into walls that refuse flat to move, even under full force of my bumper. How do I react to all of this you may wonder, well, first things first, I check that nobody saw me... you know, play it 'cool' no matter how much I hurt or how embarrassed I am. I then, of course and most importantly ,especially if any damaged has occurred to anything other the myself, deny all knowledge.

Last year, I managed to fall out of the loft and compress a few vertebrae, fracture my jaw in a freak garden accident (had a fight with a garden folk) Fall through the hall ceiling. Although with that one, luckily I had a beam break my fall, hitting me and technically catching me in the *ahem* thank god I'm not a man... it could have been much worse had I been.
I also forgot to put the handbrake on my car and watched with horror as it started 'reversing' back down the street, picking up speed as it went. Thank goodness for the car at the bottom of the road which stopped it.

Anyway, what I really wanted to say, was, if anyone is reading this, please bare with me while I figure out how to use this site and how to blog.